Chris Carmack:
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Chris Carmack Naked
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Information:
Name: Chris Carmack
Born: 1980-12-22
Height: 1.85
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Filmography:
Smallville (2005), The O.C.: Obsess Completely (2004), The O.C. (2003), Jake in Progress (2005), Beach Girls (2005)
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Sylvester Stallone:
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Sylvester Stallone Nude
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Information:
Name: Sylvester Stallone
Born: 1946-07-06
Height: 1.75
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Filmography:
Afghanistan: Land in Crisis (2002), Raw Iron: The Making of 'Pumping Iron' (2002), This Morning (2005), The Rosie O'Donnell Show (2000), The Oprah Winfrey Show (1988)
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Q. How did a blind woman drive herself
crazy?
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
LendellSumarvilleoL
What can a monster do that you
can't do?
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
BradPittJarmanpD
What do you get if
you cross an elephant
with the abominable snowman?
A jumbo yeti.
AdalwinJockym
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A.
Because she was raking up the leaves!
GussieCadmonCG
Does your dog know how how to
surf the
internet?
No - but he's got a ruff idea.
ArawnHymieKd
Q: How is a penis like
fishing?
A: The
small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the
larger
ones you mount.
FynnLynfordIw
Why did you hit your birthday cake with a
hammer?
Because you said it was pound cake!
FardoraghDevineck
Mom and Dad are in the iron and
steel
business.
She does the ironing and he does the stealing.
EmmottKnocksud
Did you hear about the stupid wizard?
He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.
KentrellOnfroinC
yo mama is so fat
you could use her
belly
button as a wishing well...
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